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Off out on a camping adventure with my mama. See you in a week tumblr👊😘🌳☀

unclefather:

how to kiss a boy

  1. grab his waist
  2. slip your hand in his pocket
  3. steal his wallet
  4. dont even kiss him
  5. just run

(via panic-in-neverland)

of-castles-and-converses:

lordwhat:

Like an old married polyamorous three way couple thing.

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HWY DOESNT THSI HVAE MORE NOTES IM CRYINGN ITS HILARIOUS

(via panic-in-neverland)

auschwentz:

what if you boarded a plane and a band member sat down next to you

(Source: flyblown, via panic-in-neverland)

gothgirlsgettingmoney:

My least favorite thing is straight men who come into lush and act like it’s a direct attack on their manhood coming up to me like “I’m in here for my girlfriend” ok thanks for confirming your heterosexuality everyone who likes soap is usually gay

(Source: gendertrashfromhell, via panic-in-neverland)

lionsarah:

THERE IS SO MUCHGOOD FANFICTION IN THIS WORLD

SO GOD DAMN MUCH

SO MANY FICS THAT I WOULD CUT OFF MY LEFT ARM TO SEE PLAYED OUT

AND PEOPLE CHOOSES FIFTY SHADES OF GREY

(Source: felixdawkins, via 5sos-au-imagines)

hmrnings:

nudelukes:

grvnge5sauce:

Michael is gonna be the dad that goes “Don’t tell mom”

"Dad she’s gonna notice that you dyed my hair neon pink"

"not if you wear a hat"

(via holysmokesitsboo)

tonydinozzos:

i was just showing my mom how to paste something into her text message on her phone and i was like “double tap in the the text box” “the text box” “the text box” and she was just pointing to random places on her screen that weren’t the text box and all i could think of was

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(Source: tonydinozzos, via welcome-to-nowhereland)